This
is dedicated to someone who writes 2 me often,

Just
for some smiles & laughter….. for I have been told that I am a Pessimist
& 2 B+ positive, so here I am trying 2 b. am I ?

Probably
this might have been read before, but still….excuse me. Think & ponder about.

Wrong ? Definitions of Marriage ?

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a
woman

Before marriage and after marriage.

Marriage
is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to
decide which one.

Marriage
is an  institution where two people come
together to joint solve the problems they never had before they got married.

Married
life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the
third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Getting
married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.  You order
what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had
ordered that.

"Before
marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.

After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent."

Love
may be blind, but marriage is a real Eye Opener ?

The trouble with some women is that they get all
excited about nothing (and then they marry him).